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Turns out a bill can get stuck in a vending machine! This happened just recently while on vacation with friends.
Some context: I tried to insert a second $1 bill, not realizing that the machine had rejected the first $1 bill. Bill number two collided with bill number one, causing bill number one to fold down into a crease in the plastic casing. Bill number one proceeded to be spit in and out, repeatedly, unable to fully eject. It took about a minute for me to finally dislodge the dollar, and I was laughing uproariously the entire time 😂
Maybe additional context isn’t needed but I wasn’t sure I’d be able to properly illustrate this, so instead of having confidence in people’s ability to understand I’m going to panic and over explain this (which is the death of comedy, wheeeeee)
Okay, bye 😶
The phrase may have been a joke, but the sentiment was real ❤️❤️
Also this is a good time to say that hey, consider finding alternatives to single use plastic straws. I need to do that myself, even if they’re just paper ones.
Okay, bye. 🥤
I drank the soda over the course of a week until it was too flat to be palatable.
4 out of 10 – do not recommend
“Look, I’m from the Midwest. I believe in the sanctity of marriage!” – Kimmy Schmidt
Okay, bye 🥤